Kim Kardashian posted this pic to Twitter. (August 26, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
i dont think we should be THIS close to the moon, craters may suck us in.
Thats not Moon, thats a Giant Space station…
It’s too big to be a space station
probably smells like the waste disposal system on a huge space station.
More like a retched hive of scum and villainy.
That my friends is the Death Star
Not even Luke would dare to attempt to launch torpedoes into that thing…
Which brings us to the sad realization that Kanye West is, in fact, stupider than a farm boy from Tattoine.
She stole the statue from a Bob’s Big Boy and put her jeans on it?
Moon over Mi-Hammy!!!!
Just thinking of the cow carnage that took place to cover that dumply ass is enough to make me want to join PETA. FYI “dumply” is dumpy and dimply.
thumbs up for “Dumply”
That’s a winner.
This just reminds me that I haven’t pooped yet. I need to eat more fiber in my diet.
The cow posted THAT photo of her artificial statellite sized ass for the masses?
Something not right in that heifer’s head.
Good God, you don’t suppose she’s actually proud of that thing, do ya?
Sucked Kanye in. Or was that just its gravitational pull?
Man, THIS should have been the Cloverfield monster.
What do you mean? Wasn’t it?
utterly GROSS!! …no really!
Settle down folks, it’s pretty obvious this is just a clay pot or perhaps some sort of huge iron cauldron.
The last time I saw a puddle of fat like that the stoner who was staring at it had forgotten to plug it in
she’s really grasping for attention now. kind of sad.
Right–when has she not been grasping for attention?
Why would she post a photo of a cow in leather pants? That’s disgusting.
Accept no substitutes.
“Does my ass look big in these pants?”
Errr, it looks like the sides of a volcano, 100 years post eruption, covered in cottage cheese. Then it looks like you put your pants on and detonated dynamite to break it all up inside your pants. So to answer your question… Yes, you attention seeking whore. If Kanye was fucking you in the ass instead of the throat perhaps it would downsize by itself.
You sir, have ruined my internet humor bell curve for the rest of the day. Well played.
“Check it out, Chewbaca…you can just make out the rebel encampment in the northeast corner of the western hemisphere…”
It’s WAY to early to be working on her float for the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Giving us the name was not necessary.
mmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO … the brain cells involved here, my God … posting a pic of your plastic ass ?? as Cock Doc says, “for the masses” ??? Total technicolour yawn (barf). BARF. Enough of this kunt already.
How far away was the camera to get that whole thing in shot?
In honor of Neil Armstrong’s passing, Kim presents her impression of the Moon.
The camera is actually two rooms away.
those pockets are in 2 different zip codes
That ass is not normal. WTF???
I’ve never seen the Goodyear blimp up this close.
It’s a virtual planetoid. Moooooooo
NASA could probably use that material for something like heat shields.
I don’t care, I would crash into that thing like Jek motherfuckin’ Porkins!
Me: I’ve got a problem here.
Kim K: Eject!
Me: No, I can hold it.
Kim K: Pull out!
Me: No, I’m all- AAAAAAH!
That’s no moon! It’s a space mooooo!
IT’S A TRAP!
Why does she have to go and ruin my leather fetish like that?
Just think how many black guys were in there
MOOOOOOOO muthaf*cka MOOOOOOOO!
Do these pants make me look fat?
NO. Your ass does.
New home of the NBA!!
Hell, even I don’t care for this.
Look at the pressure on the seams of the jeans, it’s gonna blow…
That is one disgusting ass.
Just one bad stitch and everybody in the room would be deaf.
The thread is probably what sport fisherman use to catch marlin or some shit like that.
Not pictured: propane burners and a gondola.
KK: “But my BMI is usually around 19! That’s good isn’t it?”
Doctor: “Unfortunately that acronym refers to body mass, not daily number of bowel movements.”
The seams are struggling not to burst with that fat ass in them.
“I’ve giv’n her all she’s got captain, an’ I canna give her no more.” — Scotty
LOL looks like shes wearin a giant diaper..oh kim!
RIP Neil Armstrong?
“No way this is the real Kim” – No one.
Hey, I saw this on Pinterest! It’s a pumpkin covered in black leather, a new Halloween trend.
“Does my ass make EVERYTHING else in the whole wide world look SMALL?”
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