How far away was the camera to get that whole thing in shot?
In honor of Neil Armstrong’s passing, Kim presents her impression of the Moon.
The camera is actually two rooms away.
those pockets are in 2 different zip codes
That ass is not normal. WTF???
I’ve never seen the Goodyear blimp up this close.
It’s a virtual planetoid. Moooooooo
NASA could probably use that material for something like heat shields.
I don’t care, I would crash into that thing like Jek motherfuckin’ Porkins!
Me: I’ve got a problem here.
Kim K: Eject!
Me: No, I can hold it.
Kim K: Pull out!
Me: No, I’m all- AAAAAAH!
That’s no moon! It’s a space mooooo!
IT’S A TRAP!
Why does she have to go and ruin my leather fetish like that?
Just think how many black guys were in there
MOOOOOOOO muthaf*cka MOOOOOOOO!
Do these pants make me look fat?
NO. Your ass does.
New home of the NBA!!
Hell, even I don’t care for this.
Look at the pressure on the seams of the jeans, it’s gonna blow…
That is one disgusting ass.
Just one bad stitch and everybody in the room would be deaf.
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