would rather be in sofia vergara than sofiia bulgaria.
My first thought as well.
(“There goes a narwhal!”) “EEN! EEN!”
This was supposed to be over with Kelly Osbourne.
“Oh, no! Calista just fell through a sewer grate! Are you alright, honey?”
Looks like he’s fallen back in the pit of vipers.
“oh jesus…don’t you Bulgarians ever bathe?”
“The only thing worse than working with Wookies – Bulgarians.”
He thought Bulgaria smelled bad on the outside.
Harrison Ford screaming “Get off my plane” while locals play keep away with his wallet.
” I said, ‘Get that kid off of the lawn’!”
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