1. would rather be in sofia vergara than sofiia bulgaria.

  2. (“There goes a narwhal!”) “EEN! EEN!”

  3. “Oh, no! Calista just fell through a sewer grate! Are you alright, honey?”

  4. EricLR

    Looks like he’s fallen back in the pit of vipers.

  5. “oh jesus…don’t you Bulgarians ever bathe?”

  6. “The only thing worse than working with Wookies – Bulgarians.”

  7. He thought Bulgaria smelled bad on the outside.

  8. Harrison Ford screaming “Get off my plane” while locals play keep away with his wallet.

  9. fred

    ” I said, ‘Get that kid off of the lawn’!”

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