I’d love to be snarky here but the guy’s been banging world class tail for 50 years and invented an entirely new genre of social class.
On the other hand he crapped his swim trunks in the Grotto.
Friggin kidding me. This was supposed to be under the HF pic.
Still pretty funny.
It’s not a book signing. She’s just wandering down the street being arrogant and condescending to random people now.
Where is my quill pen and ink? The only proper way to provide an autograph is with a quill made with a feather from the rare Icelandic peacock, and with indigo ink made by freezing lower-class babies until they are blue and then draining their blood through a platinum needle. Why don’t you people know these things!?!
Only after autograph recipients have been screened to make sure they are elite enough to appreciate her signature.
The Most Beautiful Woman in the World appears to have a fairly advanced case of titty sag.
The Most Beautiful Flapjacks in the World?
No way, that would be IHOP cream cheese stuffed pancakes…fucking gorgeous.
I guess there’s nothing in the Tracy Anderson workout routine that can undo tiny titty sag syndrome. Tragic.
sad nipple is sad
I remember what an un-exhilarating experience it was when she went topless in Shakespeare in Love. This is, sadly enough, a vast improvement.
Not only gluten free, but bra free as well.
and breast tautness free
God, she’s SO HOT! WOW! What a beauty!!
PS: People magazine, you guys are retarded.
I totally still would.
I hope it was a children’s book. Perfect time to be showing off your tits.
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Gwyneth Paltrow at a book signing in East Hampton, NY. (August 25, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN