Someone just asked her why she’s at BeautyCon?
“This isn’t BootyCon?”
One of the saddest con jobs of all time…Beauty Con.
Not sure how this is supposed to revamp her image, but Paula Deen’s new look is different, I guess.
Yeah, I don’t know why I was invited here either.
(“There goes a narwhal!”) “EEN! EEN!”
And now I have “Rock Lobster” stuck in my head.
Um … you’re welcome?
Is she fat again? she looks kind of fat again.
I was wondering the same thing.
She just has a fat face. Like Jennifer Hudson.
Whoever told her she was beautiful sure conned her. On a side note, if they did a human version of The Muppets, she is a shoe in for the role of Miss Piggy.
famous for nothing, why does anybody give her media space? like bruce willis daughters she is a nobody, just ozzy’s daughter with undeserved attention for way too long
She should be at CankleCon.
This is both the meannest and funniest thing I’ve read in awhile (and Miley Cyrus ramped up the idiocy).
“Don’t you hate it when a fart bubble just rides down your leg to the toes of your pantyhose?”
Totally has the face like she just ripped one.
Kelly doesn’t know why she’s gaining weight. Meanwhile, wayyy in back of XTina’s shoe closet, a little Kelly voodoo doll sits in a tub of lard soaking up calories. Gitchie gitchie yah yah, bitchhhhhhh!
You misunderstood. It’s a seminar on tricking people into thinking you’re beautiful and fashionable. She was the keynote speaker.
Shit. I ripped off magiore. Sorry.
Loved her in the movie Hair Spray.
Wait, was that you, or me? Or the dog?
This is just Jack Black with a close shave and a wig, fucking with us, right?
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