superficial

  1. No Bradley, there is no penis down there. Stop reaching for it.

  2. EricLR

    Bitch, if I pinch more than a handful, I’m moving on to the next bimbo!

  3. Bradley reading Dr. Seuss to his latest beard?

  4. “OK, so according to this book, your anus and a man’s anus are pretty much the same except for a few minor issues”.
    “Bradley, there is no way I’m gluing fun-fur to my butt hole!”

  5. PathosAvenger

    Kama Sutra for hetero-pretenders.

  6. Just off-screen is their picnic lunch: A cobb salad and water for him, and a six piece chicken nuggets Happy Meal with juicebox and a girls toy for her.

  7. “I…do…not…lick? LIKE..green…eggs…and…ham?”

  8. Are they dating, or did he just do a broad daylight rape takedown in the park?

  9. Are they dating, or did he just do a broad daylight rape takedown in the park on a random chick?

  10. Bradley Cooper Likes Girls!

    See, I like gir…..ew, those thighs are too smooth and gross!

  11. Interesting combover.

  12. Drundel

    Any muscle in there? Nope.

  13. SOUR LIFE

    “oh you wanna fart? let me help you”

  14. Obscured book title: “Straight… For DUMMIES”

  15. TomCruisesAgent

    Suki Waterhouse? Isn’t she busy sucking Vampire cock?

  16. Vladimir

    Working his way to the “silver linings”…

  17. Is this like one of those ‘when you see it’ things, where we all realise that’s actually his own leg he’s grabbing?

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