Sarah Jessica Parker on a yacht in Kefalonia, Greece. (August 14, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Why the long face?
(I’m sorry, I HAD to do it)
She’s obviously looking in a mirror.
Sorry, May, Steve beat you by a nose.
Eh, you win some you lose some. It’s a horse a piece.
Awwww… There, there, Sea Biscuit. Ferris will be back with sugar cubes in no time.
Her agent just sent her out to pasture.
Unbeknownst to Matthew Broderick, the yacht he rented had a mirror on it.
A horse walks onto a yacht. The yacht captain asks, “Why the long face? Also, we don’t allow horses on this yacht.”
Looks like Matthew Broderick ran out of sugar cubes.
This photo is not doing her any favours.
I had no idea horses had nipples. Can you milk a horse?
I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?
Someone is being sent to the glue factory I see.
Was this the point when Terry Richardson *ahem* BOLTED from the room?
That’s the face I make anytime I see her in anything less than full winter clothing.
ok ok… i know we all have the horse face jokes solidified.
but i just wanted to suggest that when she makes this face,
she is looking a bit like one of those easter island statues.
Is that supposed to be a cute “please” face??
Yes. The ol’ girl is trying to say, “Please shoot me, my leg is broken”.
Kefalonia must be the local track, and “on a yacht” must be the name she races under in Greece.
I thought they run the ponies through the ocean in Virginia during the summer, not Kefalonia.
She must have turned left at Atlantic City by mistake.
“He finally emailed me back and the Vet said he doesn’t do facial reconstruction.”
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