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  1. Why the long face?

    (I’m sorry, I HAD to do it)

  2. May Johner

    Why the long face?

  3. Schweddy Snatch

    Awwww… There, there, Sea Biscuit. Ferris will be back with sugar cubes in no time.

  4. EricLR

    Her agent just sent her out to pasture.

  5. Unbeknownst to Matthew Broderick, the yacht he rented had a mirror on it.

  6. catapostrophe

    A horse walks onto a yacht. The yacht captain asks, “Why the long face? Also, we don’t allow horses on this yacht.”

  7. Looks like Matthew Broderick ran out of sugar cubes.

  8. CK

    “Sadbiscuit”

  9. This photo is not doing her any favours.

  10. Fat Albert

    I had no idea horses had nipples. Can you milk a horse?

  11. Someone is being sent to the glue factory I see.

  12. Was this the point when Terry Richardson *ahem* BOLTED from the room?

  13. That’s the face I make anytime I see her in anything less than full winter clothing.

  14. malaka

    ok ok… i know we all have the horse face jokes solidified.
    but i just wanted to suggest that when she makes this face,
    she is looking a bit like one of those easter island statues.

  15. Is that supposed to be a cute “please” face??

  16. fred

    Kefalonia must be the local track, and “on a yacht” must be the name she races under in Greece.

  17. crb

    I thought they run the ponies through the ocean in Virginia during the summer, not Kefalonia.

    She must have turned left at Atlantic City by mistake.

  18. Ina Bigbush

    “He finally emailed me back and the Vet said he doesn’t do facial reconstruction.”

  19. rican

    Sorry, no carrots for Mrs. Ed today.

  20. “We are all outta hay.”

  21. For as old as she is, she has a rockin’ bod.

  22. Just_As_it_IS

    Her reenactment of that scene in The Emperor’s New Groove is stunning

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