superficial

  1. Our guests tonight: Kristin Cavallari, Mickey Rourke, and Robert Mugabe!

  2. Suck It Trebek

    I think we can all read that guy’s mind.

  3. Senor Trout

    Mike Tyson’s darker, articulate and better dressed brother is thinking ‘I’d tapth that assth.’

  4. I’m gonna make my wife start rooting for the Bears, DAAAAAAMMNNNNNNN!!!

  5. Michael

    She’s starting to look like Sarah Jessica Parker. OOF!

  6. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    That thong is just a shade to dark for that dress …

    … so we know she must have spent hours picking it out.

  7. buzz

    So what was Kim Lardassian’s excuse for no losing any baby weight again?

  8. Is the guy in the back her body guard or her abductor?

  9. I’m not saying letting my kids die of measles, mumps, and rubella would be worth nailing that but…

  10. fred

    We finally have a picture of Zaloog after all this time.

  11. journalschism

    Publicist: “Ok, no one tell Kristin that’s not the dude from Bridesmaids and Apollo Creed’s trainer.”

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