Our guests tonight: Kristin Cavallari, Mickey Rourke, and Robert Mugabe!
I think we can all read that guy’s mind.
Yeah, he’s thinking “VACCINATE YOUR DAMN KIDS!”
Mike Tyson’s darker, articulate and better dressed brother is thinking ‘I’d tapth that assth.’
I’m gonna make my wife start rooting for the Bears, DAAAAAAMMNNNNNNN!!!
She’s starting to look like Sarah Jessica Parker. OOF!
That thong is just a shade to dark for that dress …
… so we know she must have spent hours picking it out.
So what was Kim Lardassian’s excuse for no losing any baby weight again?
Is the guy in the back her body guard or her abductor?
I’m not saying letting my kids die of measles, mumps, and rubella would be worth nailing that but…
We finally have a picture of Zaloog after all this time.
Publicist: “Ok, no one tell Kristin that’s not the dude from Bridesmaids and Apollo Creed’s trainer.”
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