Are they disinterested because they’re gay, or because they’ve seen this scene played out endless times before?
Does it have to be “or”?
I see the quorum has been assembled and the blood sacrifice is pending.
HEELLLOOO IN THERE
“Deeper and Deeper”? “Into the Groove”?
And this, boys, is how you pry open a cold grilled cheese sandwich.
Yo, JohnnyP! I’ve missed you!
The fifth angel sounded his trumpet. …and when he opened the Abyss, smoke rose from it like the smoke from a gigantic furnace.
The sun and sky were darkened by the smoke from the Abyss. And out of the smoke locusts came down upon the earth and were given power like that of scorpions of the earth.
“nope. still gay.”
They were straight before.
Madonna travels with her own chiropractor and not one but two gay best friends.
Madonna is learning a new sex position to fuck the youth out of her next twenty something boyfriend.
“We’re gonna need a bigger razor…”
Circa. 2055: “And that, children, is why there are no more fishies, sharks, nor dolphins in the sea.”
Looks like Ibiza’s in Madonna! Am I right, folks?
“All I can see is what looks like a couple of saltine crackers and some cobwebs. Can I shut these now?”
That guy in the black T-shirt can hear the wailing of hundreds of pure souls absorbed over hundreds of years.
“If I do this, will you let me perform on your next album?”
“Hey! Stop talking Moby. This vagina’s not gonna eat itself!”
Madonna and Paris Hilton both in Ibiza right now. Expect that city to go strangely quiet sometime in the next couple of weeks, followed by a mysterious series of World Health Organization convoys streaming into the city.
Personally I expect every person in the city to disappear without a trace and only the word “Croatoan” found written in the trunk of a tree, to be left in their wake.
OF COURSE it’s Madonna.
Can’t someone return the damn ring to the mountain and kill her once and for all?
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