Sarah Jessica Parker presenting her fall collection at Nordstrom in Washington, D.C. (August 22, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Something something why the long face. Something something lump of sugar… Sorry, I’m just about tapped out on horse jokes.
Neigh, say it ain’t so!
Give it some time, I’m sure you’ll be able to Trot some out.
It’s time to put those jokes out to pasture.
That’s the look of a carrot in the old asshole.
Depends on the carrot.
Depends on the asshole.
“Who the fuck carries a salt cube?”
Are you fuckin’ stupid? This ain’t a horseshoe!
I’ll get you, and your little dog toooooo
The only “fall collection” I’m interested in seeing her in involves a stairwell.
Shocked I didn’t see a comment that went something like:SJP catches a glimpse of herself……..
“How exactly am I supposed to get my hoof in this!?!”
“What do you mean a farrier’s convention is in town?”
This reminds me. I need to oil my catchers mitt.
“It’s just a sprain, it’s not broken! Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot!”
Why doesn’t she just get a nose job? She has the money. No one would fault her for it. Surely she has a deviated septum anyway….
Do you know how much a vet charges these days?
Not a good look.
There comes a day when an old mare realizes the glue factory will be happening soon.
“Sex in the Cemetery”
The grey mare became skittish when she detected the scent of horse leather in the cheaply fabricated footwear.
Look carefully. This person would be ugly even if she were a man.
“What do you mean it doesn’t actually have to be nailed to the foot?”
Yep, when I think beauty and fashion this is exactly the person and picture I have in mind. Fall collection for who, the blind?
ewww- smells like… OLD STABLE HAY!!!
“What do I think My character from Sex in the City is doing now? Who fucking cares?”
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