superficial

  1. Something something why the long face. Something something lump of sugar… Sorry, I’m just about tapped out on horse jokes.

  2. Chaz

    That’s the look of a carrot in the old asshole.

  3. “Who the fuck carries a salt cube?”

  4. Flatliner

    Are you fuckin’ stupid? This ain’t a horseshoe!

  5. I’ll get you, and your little dog toooooo

  6. The only “fall collection” I’m interested in seeing her in involves a stairwell.

  7. Shocked I didn’t see a comment that went something like:SJP catches a glimpse of herself……..

  8. Dox

    “How exactly am I supposed to get my hoof in this!?!”

    “What do you mean a farrier’s convention is in town?”

  9. Stan

    This reminds me. I need to oil my catchers mitt.

  10. P. Francis

    “It’s just a sprain, it’s not broken! Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot!”

  11. why

    Why doesn’t she just get a nose job? She has the money. No one would fault her for it. Surely she has a deviated septum anyway….

  12. Not a good look.

  13. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    There comes a day when an old mare realizes the glue factory will be happening soon.

  14. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    “Sex in the Cemetery”

  15. The grey mare became skittish when she detected the scent of horse leather in the cheaply fabricated footwear.

  16. Ralph

    Look carefully. This person would be ugly even if she were a man.

  17. Father Dougal

    “What do you mean it doesn’t actually have to be nailed to the foot?”

  18. Hmm

    Yep, when I think beauty and fashion this is exactly the person and picture I have in mind. Fall collection for who, the blind?

  19. srsly

    ewww- smells like… OLD STABLE HAY!!!
    :x

  20. “What do I think My character from Sex in the City is doing now? Who fucking cares?”

  21. “…the planning application for the glue factory was successful?”

  22. Cap'n Obvious

    For the record, my wife and daughter stood in line, with their new $300 SJP shoes, to meet her…and according to them, she could not have been nicer. She was self deprecating and did not rush them away…spending quite a bit of time speaking with them while her assistant took about 100 pictures with their two phones.

    So yeah, no snark from me. Drive on Mrs. Bueller.

  23. journalschism

    “Why do you want me to say, ‘And your little dog, too?’ I don’t get it.”

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