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  1. Alright, the Johnny Depp jokes have been beaten to death. But he looks exactly like Johnny Depp.

  2. ChickenHawk

    Nice belt, douche…

  3. His face may be trying for Depp-lookalike, but the pants say “Hammertime!” And not in a good way, either.

  4. Buddy the Elf

    still trying too hard.

  5. Tawnee

    wow…he’s turned in to such a creeper. he looks like he would smell like patchouli and body odor.

  6. Wendy

    That’s a sexy man right there.

  7. Cock Dr

    Someone either doesn’t care at all or dresses in the dark while under the influence.

  8. Whistler’s Hipster

  9. You know that guy who shows up in the park wearing Salvation Army wolf sweaters and plays his djembe at an alarming volume while sitting in the mud under a tree and smoking cheap weed? That guy’s way cooler than this guy. At least he’s got a fucking drum.

  10. Raoul

    Rosie O’Donnell lost some weight!

  11. Richard McBeef

    Blondie didn’t have stains on her pants and holes at her knees until John Mayer walked by a few seconds ago.

  12. stopandstare

    he is so handsoe i just xcan’t believe how gorgeous his guy is.He’s got great style.

  13. tlmck

    A poor woman’s Johnny Depp.

  14. kimmykimkim

    That kid in the background is laughing his ass off. It’s time to reassess your wardrobe when an 8 year old looks better than you.

  15. Doofus continues to show what an original he is! (*eye-roll*)

  16. Pirate Hunter

    Depp: “Hey, Mayer, yeah, Depp here. Listen, so that chick from Party of 5 is outside with a bunch of rings. Know anything about that?’

    Mayer: “Ooooh, yeah, sorry about that…she’ll leave once she gets hungry…”

  17. me

    I got my Johnny Depp look at the Goodwill Store in Carlsbad.

  18. rachel

    I think he is an awesome musician with a peculiar personality. It doesn’t matter what he wears or if he looks a little different blah blah.. people change right? who are “we” to judge.

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