Alright, the Johnny Depp jokes have been beaten to death. But he looks exactly like Johnny Depp.
Not any more in that getup!!
This is exactly what I would expect to see if the headline read “John Mayer is out of the closet. Too bad it was Johnny Depp’s”
Nice belt, douche…
His face may be trying for Depp-lookalike, but the pants say “Hammertime!” And not in a good way, either.
still trying too hard.
wow…he’s turned in to such a creeper. he looks like he would smell like patchouli and body odor.
That’s a sexy man right there.
Someone either doesn’t care at all or dresses in the dark while under the influence.
You know that guy who shows up in the park wearing Salvation Army wolf sweaters and plays his djembe at an alarming volume while sitting in the mud under a tree and smoking cheap weed? That guy’s way cooler than this guy. At least he’s got a fucking drum.
Rosie O’Donnell lost some weight!
Blondie didn’t have stains on her pants and holes at her knees until John Mayer walked by a few seconds ago.
he is so handsoe i just xcan’t believe how gorgeous his guy is.He’s got great style.
A poor woman’s Johnny Depp.
That kid in the background is laughing his ass off. It’s time to reassess your wardrobe when an 8 year old looks better than you.
Doofus continues to show what an original he is! (*eye-roll*)
Depp: “Hey, Mayer, yeah, Depp here. Listen, so that chick from Party of 5 is outside with a bunch of rings. Know anything about that?’
Mayer: “Ooooh, yeah, sorry about that…she’ll leave once she gets hungry…”
I got my Johnny Depp look at the Goodwill Store in Carlsbad.
I think he is an awesome musician with a peculiar personality. It doesn’t matter what he wears or if he looks a little different blah blah.. people change right? who are “we” to judge.
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