superficial

  1. Is she behind Miss Piggy?

  2. Is she gonna swallow that baby whole?

  3. Facebook Me

    The white version of “Precious.”

  4. Victoria

    NO WAY. Damn, is all.

    • Cock Dr

      It looks like someone has completely quit exercising & instead made a loving commitment to fried foods.

  5. It takes more courage to summit Nicole Eggert than to summit Mt. Everest these days.

  6. RHawk

    I heard they were making Austin Powers 4. I assume this is Mike Meyers dressed up as Fat Bastard’s sister.

  7. Venom

    Did she eat Nicole Eggert?

  8. Brian

    Is that Nicole Eggert or a woman who just swallowed Nicole Eggert?

  9. Lynx

    WOW!! Unbelievable…

  10. I wish I could somehow take back those boners I got during Baywatch

  11. Squishy

    Ummmm who?

  12. Brad Brown

    Its like one of those websites… “if celebrities lived in the south” but this one is real!

  13. Richard McBeef

    $10 says there is a ham in there.

  14. Ismoss

    What she do eat her last drowning victim?

  15. eye8urcake

    Look, I brought my own lunch!

  16. Is she auditioning for The Ned Beatty Story?

  17. JC

    She’s prepping for an audition for the Khloe Kardashian biopic.

  18. nobody

    She had the best ass in the entire history of Baywatch, and I’ll fight any man that dares say otherwise.

    …shame she’s been sitting on it eating Doritos ever since the gig went tits up.

  19. dali

    WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER!!????

  20. dontkillthemessenger

    Are we 100% certain that’s her? If she continues to grow exponentially at this rate, they’ll be removing her from her bedroom with a crane in 5 years.

  21. HITLER

    It’s about time the Chicago Bears made a move to bolster the offensive line.
    Way to go Jerry Angelo!

    ps I LOVE KIDS!!!

  22. yada yada

    STOP IT YOU ASSHOLES. How was she supposed to know they were gonna build a wendy’s right next to her house

  23. Clown Shoes

    Anyone want to bet that the child in the carrier is made of twinkies?

  24. juaquin ingles

    Fuck.

  25. DeucePickle

    I know people want to say, “but she just had a baby”. But come on, she’s lost all the “baby weight” she’s going to.

  26. She’d tire and drown before reaching a person in trouble six feet from shore!

  27. Pirate Hunter

    HOLY SHIT!! And to think I used to sparklelate to her…

  28. MammaMia

    she must be on the jessica simpson diet….

  29. Goodbye trailor park show, hello living IN a trailor park.

  30. Scott

    This is the picture in the dictionary next to the definition of “fuck it, I give up”

  31. me

    All-Amercian, overweight, 25 year old, step-mom. USA!

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