superficial

  1. Is he serenading a dude?

  2. Contusion

    I will now take this urine sample and chug it. All the way. Are you ready for this Los Angeles!!??

  3. jim

    imagine the shot glass isn’t there, and ‘something’ else is

  4. Perplexity

    And there are times when I hold it in my hand and pretend that I am a giant, since it seems so small. THE GLASS! I meant the glass!

  5. “And then this one time, at band camp…”

  6. “I just think you’re a great guy, really. I mean, I don’t know you, you know, but I like the way you dress, your tee shirts, and your style, you wear the dopest jeans and accessories. I just dig it all so much. It is such an honor to be sitting here with you, for me and my family. ‘Bros for Life’”.

  7. Bionic_Crouton

    “Let’s toast…To your sister…Who I am banging.”

  8. Don’t forget to cup the balls.

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