Whenever I feel less than manly, I will look to this photo… And realize at least I am not him…
I guess Universal Pictures is rebooting The Birdcage for a Thanksgiving Day release.
“O.M.G. look at the ass on that guy…”
He was doing the Dr. Evil thing with his pinky and totally missed.
Trying too hard to out-do Crispin Glover.
He looks like a gay Hitler.
Last year it was “planking”. This year it’s “Jude Law-ing”.
One. MILLION. Dollars!
Tobey is practicing for his upcoming role as Dr. Evil in the new Austin Powers flick.
We hold the world ransom for….1 MILL-I-ON dollars…..
Looks like someone needs a good swift punch in the cock.
“Fifty bucks the Smails kid picks his nose…”
“Fifty bucks more says he eats it…Man that kid’ll eat anything.”
Hmmm, I know I left my career around here somewhere…
This behind-the-scenes of Risky Business documentary is sooo worth the wait.
He missed his nose.
He probably has worms from chewing his dirty fingernails.
And I call this portrait “Toby Maguire Eats His Boogers”.
Don’t ever let him near Elijah Wood. They already look like killers. Together they’d be like Darth Vader and the Emperor.
Should I get the Memosa or the Bellini? Decisions, decisions.
Ah screw it, I’ll just head over to Travolta’s for a massage.
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