Don’t know who you are, but at least you have a face I can forget.
“You’re Szohr? I can hardly pisz!”
One of my all-time favorite jokes. Kudos, Sir!
You’re gonna be Szohr after I get done witya.
My eyes are Szohr from looking at that outfit! What a cluster F! The rose is a nice touch tho!
Looks like the scientology freaks sent a goon to toss a wig on katie holmes, and drive her off to re-education camp.
never heard of her but I’ll be googling her shortly.
Not gunna lie… my first thought was “Wow, Chyna Looks really good!”
Crystal Meth Hillbilly Chic.
It seems… That EVERYONE who goes to Bootsy Bellows is a fucking asshole.
Yes, I’m sorry Vito. :) I watched her in a movie and I wanted the piranhas to eat her. :D
I guess that’s understandable, considering what animal conservationists we all are! “SAVE THE PIRANHAS…throw this bitch in the Amazon!”
Something tells me she has more than once woken up and had to try to figure out whether the stuff on her shirt was vomit or semen.
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Jessica Szohr at Bootsy Bellows in Los Angeles. (August 17, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN