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  1. EricLR

    I’m looking for a new actress daughter I can berate. I figured the Chateau Marmont would be a great place to start.

  2. “Arg — it’s a black president!”

  3. How big is Chateau Marmont? Is everyone who has ever been, or ever will be, partially famous for a few minutes, just there? Is it like The Restaurant at the End of the Universe?

    • Voight has been going to the CM since the early 60′s when he arrived in Hollywood. I imagine he’s banged 10′s in all 65 rooms over the past 50 years.

  4. farrellthib

    is he in his lebaron?

  5. donkeylicks

    Alright, which one of you little pricks asked if I’d bang my own daughter!?!?!… The answer is yes.

  6. And he’ll scare you
    He’ll ensnare you
    All the better just to tear you
    He’s atrocious
    And he knows just what it
    Takes to make a ho blush
    He got
    One hand between his thighs
    He’s got …
    Christopher Walken eyes

  7. Is Chateau Marmont French for Hotel California? I hope so.

  8. “Fuck, it is Mischa Barton, I gotta get out of here”

  9. “Have you seen my grandchildren?”

  10. “Hey, you over there! Get me on ‘The Crap We Missed’ “

  11. “Hey you ! How do I start this thing ?”

  12. leonora

    Everybody’s talkin at me, I can’t hear a word they’re saying, just drivin’ around in Jon Voight’s car…

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