1. Subtle. Reaaaal sublte, dude.

  2. Cock Dr

    Black men WILL get into the water if the proper incentive is there.

  3. Save it for the bedroom, dude.

  4. “that…does not smell as good as I expected”

  5. Mike Walker

    I spy a little brown eye…

  6. Drundel

    Squats, she does not do.

  7. Tony Parker, basketball player by night, proctologist by day.

  8. “When you said you were into water sports, I thought you wanted me to pee on you!”

  9. “Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!”

  10. Sure, knock up another float with a pair of water wings you won’t be there to raise. Typical NBA player.

  11. “Dirty Sanchez here I come!”

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