This guy is still alive?
With a wife as smoking hot as his, you’d stay alive forever too.
Her tits have decided they hate each other and need to be as far away from the other as possible.
Oh for fuck sakes, this comment was supposed to go with that Nabilla chick photo.
Works pretty good here, too.
Ernest Takes DP
Nice bald cap.
“Tonight I’m fucking you” is always a hit with the ladies.
And the dudes.
He does know people don’t throw penises, right?
You know a show is going badly when everyone has their middle finger pointing at the singer halfway through the first song.
Dane Cook still has fans?
Someday, Enrique will give an interview to let the world know that his real dad is, in fact, Mick Jagger. You read it here first.
“Hold up your hand if you don’t know who I am and want me to go away!”
” ♫ ♪ To all the cocks I’ve sucked before… ♪ ♫ “
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