superficial

  1. Not pictured : 1991 timestamp

  2. Sorry, Heidi, this does not make up for World War 2. But don’t stop trying.

  3. Well, you can’t expect your swimsuit to stay ON after you have towed a damaged ocean liner to shore with your teeth,

  4. Cock Dr

    Sand in your crotch can’t be made erotic by b&w photo effects.
    Nice try though. Nice try indeed.

  5. broduhjenner

    is this supposed to be a secret message to seal? the photo being in black and white and all.

  6. I Love this pix.
    Well….NOT the sand in the box tho. :(

  7. B&W and shadows appears to be her best look.

  8. Not that she’s desperate for attention or anything.

  9. I’M LOOKING AT YOU, HEIDI KLUM. IS THAT OKAY? I’M LOOKING.

    There. Are you happy now?

  10. I’m sure this would have given 14-year-old me a hard-on that would have cracked concrete, but 37-year-old me has just seen too much on the internet to have any fucks left for this.

  11. Mama Pinkus

    does this gal ever do anything with her kids?

  12. I guess clothes are ‘out’ in this picture.

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