Welcome back to the top of my dead pool, Mischa.
“I told you lilac! Why did you think a fucking purple pine tree would smell like lilac? DO YOU SMELL LILAC, ASSHOLE?!?”
Is this a gay Jimmy Fallon?
Hang on, that’s a double negative.
i thought it was Jimmy Fallon’s special brother.
Looks like an even more special Adam Sandler to me.
I was going to go with Young Jon Lovitz.
Lindsay Lohan needed an assistant? I didn’t realize being an unemployed drunken whore was that much work.
Does Mischa Barton? Is it too depressing to answer your own phone that isn’t ringing?
Seriously, if that wasn’t Mischa Fartone, you would just think it’s some junkie driving off with her dealer. Wait a minute…
Chateau Marmont, Lindsay Lohan’s assistant **cough cough* drug dealer. Yeah, this will not end well.
Like people do drugs at the Chateau Marmont, you guys? I know they don’t because Lindsay said she went there for the 3am prayer meetings. She said she only went there to meet Jesus and cop a gram, which I think is like a tithe or religious donation or something. So cut the malarkey.
Mischa: “Is this where the dude lives”
Gavin: “I dunno. Maybe next one over.”
Mischa: “I hope this ride was worth it and his shit is as good as Lindsey says.”
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