1. EricLR

    The lights are on, but only the meds are home.

  2. Cock Dr

    No Starbucks until her minder gets confirmation from the pilates instructor that Ms Spears participated fully and did not sneak down to the vending machines.

  3. broduhjenner

    i never thought i would say this, but she actually looks worse than steven tyler.

  4. It’s a little late for The Music Academy isn’t it?

  5. Robb7

    Millions and she still looks like shit. Go back to your double-wide!

  6. So… she’s pretty much just given up and is now simply trying to function within the normal parameters of society, right?

  7. spikedtounge

    That confused look is caused by the fact that some asshat made her wear a bra and she can’t figure out why she doesn’t feel the “jiggly tingles from her chest parts”!

  8. Seriously, she looks like your average, white trash single mom at Walmart. How is that possible when you are worth $100 million?

  9. The weirdest tits ever. It’s like they put the implants in through her armpits.

  10. “Frankly, I wanted a fucking Frappuccino, Fred, you fucker.”

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