superficial

  1. dbag

    More like Jonah hill disguised as the Oceana backdrop.

  2. Cock Dr

    Funny watching DiCaprio pork up on his endless summer vacation. Banging models & starlets doesn’t burn off as many calories as one would like.

  3. JimBB

    Two former sitcom stars who I wish would leave now.

  4. I don’t think Jonah is the tree. My guess is that once the guy in the shark costume starts leg-humping Leo, we’ll know the real answer.

  5. It’s obvious that Jonah is actually Ted Danson! He would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for that meddling Photo Boy.

  6. Ted- i dont see him… you?
    Leo- just delivered the movie. -The Wolf of Wall Street. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn’t see him for about a half an hour. Hill. 400 pounder. You know, you know that when you’re in the water, chief? You tell by lookin’ from the neck to the gut. Well, we didn’t know. ‘Cause our movie screening had been no secret, no distress signal had been sent, huh. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The Hill comes cruisin’. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it’s… kinda like ‘ol squares in battle like uh, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the Hill goes to the nearest man and then he’d start poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’ and sometimes the Hill would go away. Sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that Hill, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a Hill, he’s got… lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until he kisses ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin’…

  7. “Hooker-Gram for Mr. DiCaprio”

  8. Flatliner

    I can’t tell if Leo is starting to morph into Jack Nicholson or Steven Segal.

  9. Pucca

    How did he get so old?

  10. Hmm

    Look at the belly on the shark, that is clearly Jonah Hill in disguise.

  11. tlmck

    Why is Ted Danson with Al from Home Improvement?

  12. Jonah the Land Shark.

  13. Cap'n Obvious

    Leo is slowly morphing into Brando.

  14. Leo is slowly morphing into Jack Nicholson.

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