superficial

  1. He’s bearing up well after the break up.

  2. JimBB

    Is that goop?

    No…what am I saying? No way would she get that close to commoners without proper air filtration.

  3. Short Round

    To heal my broken soul my psychiatrist told me to take two of these and call him in the morning.

  4. cc

    So, what’s the over-under on how long it takes before he slides his hand down on her ass?

  5. “do you miss Melanie?”

    “Melanie who?”

  6. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    The Cherry 2000 always wins out.

  7. journalschism

    “I came here to fuck hot women and dump dried up old whores. And I’m all out of dried up old whores.”

  8. Pucca

    Well, I see that he’s really traded up. Good for him!!!

  9. Hmm

    So this is how he gets over his breakup. Well done Antonio, well fucking done.

  10. Now that’s what I call ‘trading up!’

  11. Cap'n Obvious

    Upgrade. MAJOR upgrade.

    Much like as shiny new cell phone, it was worth whatever the early termination fee cost.

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