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  1. She’s just been asked if they have any other books on sale.

  2. I guess hard choices involves which laxative packs the most punch.

  3. Hmmmm….do I assume my reptilian form or just keep wearing this ugly rich white bitch skin?

  4. on the back of the book it says, “Disclaimer: photo of author may bear no resemblance to author signing book.”

  5. With a wig and some veneers, we might have a new Paula Deen body double.

  6. 20 years too late, she finally got to feel a cigar under the table.

  7. dreamcrusher

    Not fit to lead a cub scout troop to the latrine. Have another drink granny.

  8. Oldnslo

    Choices are the only thing that’s hard.

  9. JimBB

    Someone just asked her if she ever considered being just a regular housewife.

  10. Heywood Jablomie

    I’ll get you, my pretty.

  11. “TWO WEEKS!!!”

  12. By “hard choices”, is she referring to the part of Bill with Monica Lewinsky in the book?

  13. fred

    Are you sure thats’s not Cameron Diaz?

  14. Robin Williams wore that same jacket in the movie Toys.

  15. “Um…This book isn’t and erotic novel. Please stop masturbating.”

  16. Pictures of Rain

    Did you buy her book, or do you know of anyone that has actually bought one with their own hard earned cash? I bet she bought them all for herself. What an ego this woman has…

  17. PassingTrue

    Wow, just sold book number two. That doubles the sales during the book tour so far!

  18. thecrazybetty

    she has manson lamps in every single picture you see of her – crazy old bastard.

  19. Facts

    “My face… is broken… call Stephanopolous stat! He’s the only one that can unjam it!”

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