superficial

  1. I thought Divine died?

  2. “I don’t wanna look like a freak, I’ll just take the mumu”

  3. Chaz

    I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft…
    Nice thinking, Ray.

  4. The Kardashian line of athletic clothing just got its most resounding endorsement.

  5. JimBB

    Are we sure this wasn’t taken at Seaworld?

  6. Bob

    I was going do that anonymous internet threat thing and suggest beating the hell out of her husband for doing that to her, but clearly the guy is an alien and would most likely just eat me.

  7. cc

    Noooooooooooooooo

  8. cajunhawk

    I will always defend pregnant women when dumbasses call them fat…but my god is she carrying 6 in there?

  9. Robb7

    I don’t care, big or bigger, I love her!

  10. fred

    The ironic part is Patricia Arquette went shopping with Alyssa last week and tried this on. Yeah; she had to put it back though because it was two sizes too small.

    ZING!

  11. Ive never seen a walking gambrel until now.

  12. bob

    Jesus Christ

  13. Are you supposed to be able to hear a picture?

  14. What’s happening with that ankle?

  15. Suck It Trebek

    When is the litter due?

  16. Cletus

    Wow… she actually has people in orbit around her, unable to escape the massive gravity field..

  17. Hmm

    There is no God, there is no damn God. Nooooo.

  18. tlmck

    Holy cow!!!

  19. From the thumbnail I could have sworn this was a lardassian heifer.

  20. But I don’t wanna be a pirate!

  21. “Call me Ishmael…”

  22. Alotta Milano.

  23. PassingTrue

    Something from the cumulus collection I see.

  24. Cap'n Obvious

    HOLY FUCK! Did she mate with a hippo?

  25. RocketInMyPocket

    Sweet! They’ve started filming the next Ghostbusters movie! I didn’t know she was playing the Marshmallow Man, though.

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