Candice Swanepoel posing for a Victoria's Secret photoshoot in St. Barts. (August 12, 2011)
You’re going to have push harder than that, babe.
oh please, she has nice boobs. Yes they are fake but they go with her ultra slim body. If they were any bigger she would look like trash.
When you rub them together, they make a great sound
and then will stay separated until the static charge wears off.
I want to do that too… May I?
“Are they built for speed, or for comfort?”
They’re like a magic lamp…when she rubs them together, a billionaire grants her three wishes.
I guess that swap you did with Chaz isn’t as fulfilling as you hoped!
it’s ok, honey, we’ll photoshop your hands out, so all the fat ladies looking at the catalog will see is BOOBIES! now push harder, we said “miraculous” not “day at the office”!
“Hmm, they seem to have greater power when they collide.”
Oh look, she’s doing her “anti-wonk boob” exercises! “I must, I must, I must not have a canyon!”
And that’s how you make it look like you have actual cleavage.
And……………..When I hold them like this you can hear the ocean.
They’re not fake, you idiots. Just look at topless posts of her on this website, and if you’ve ever seen boobs in real life (fake or not), you’ll see that hers are real.
“A little higher… yes! Right there! Hold them right there. Beautiful, Candice. Very natural!”
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