The Situation hosting an evening at Chateau Nightclub & Gardens in Las Vegas. (August 13, 2011)
“Right here. This is where Snooki lives.”
In before 325 Weston Cage “move” captions.
Well, the Rockettes are officially terrible now.
The Gay Rockettes called, and were happy to receive your application.
I’d like to do that. Right in between his legs.
I’m with you on that.
Careful, there. Don’t want to tear your vagina before the big night.
He’s no Channing Tatum!
Jesus Weston, you can sto…oh
Ken Jennings: I’ll take Celtic “Pride” for $1200, Alex.
Trebek: In 2011, it made Michael Flatley look like Ivan Drago.
WATSON: What is… Fed/Ex?
Ken Jennings: I’ll fucking KILL YOU, WATSON!!!
Trebek: Sorry, the correct answer was “what is… this?”
Has it been 15 minutes yet?
His attempt at the goosestepping world record was going great until he got his necklace caught in his show laces.
The Situation being sucked in by the gravitational pull from Kim Kardashian’s ass in the previous picture.
It’s almost as if he saw Weston Cage doing this and feared that someone could possibly out-douchebag him, so the Situation had to fire back.
I was thinking the same thing – the douche torch has been passed – back?
Sitch challenges Darth Cage to a douche-off
Not enough wrist to fill out a watchband, apparently…
Somewhere Ethel Merman is belting out “There’s no business like Show Business” then breaking down and weeping uncontrollably.
What a useless twat!
One … singular sensation! … every liitle step she takes ….
Can we please close the curtains on this guy???
14:56 ~ 14:57 ~ 14:58 ~ 14:59 ~ 15:00 TIME!! You’re done….
MOVE: Flatulent Michael Flatley
Gym, Tan, Jazz Hands!
With legs and abs like that, I knew he secretly had to be a tap dancer.
MOVE: Heil Fister
MOVE: Douche-Tard – Twat Swing
You know You Make Me Wanna “SHOUT”!!!!
that high kick somehow makes his feet freakishly small?!
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