Kim Kardashian in Los Angeles. (August 14, 2011)
Mr. Insane Doctor could never spread her asscheeks wide enough to attach a mouth there
No mistaking her for Melissa Molinaro from this angle.
whats up with her hair :(
That’s what happens when the hair “guy” doesn’t come
You don’t want to be standing behind her when that thing pops.
Speak for yourself.
i would love to beat that ass up
Why is she pointing at it? Not like anyone can miss it.
whoa there are a lot of rolls going on here..
Can humans even get the mange?
growing….approaching supernova status
leaving ledge-butt stage and approaching supernova size
‘Some men see things as they are and say why. I dream things that are, with Spanx, and say why not.’ – Robert Kennedy
If this is her pre-marriage I don’t want to know what that thing is going to do after the wedding.
She won’t be able to get it on the airplane. She’ll have to ride in the cargo bay.
As long as they can easily deploy her in the instance that floatation devices are required.
I see a friction fire on its way
It’s like the Michelin Man dressed in spandex…and had a huge ass.
It looks like the new kingsize Micro pillow I just bought, but, ya know, less lumpy.
It’s a shame she couldn’t hide her corset under that shirt because by pressing those jelly rolls down she could add another kiloton.
Rolls, rolls, rolls of butt
Sturdily down the street
Scarily, scarily, scarily, scarily
Full of kris’ cream
…Full of Kris’ skeet
No need fixing – last line’s supposed to rime with dream…
“Street” is not “stream”, either. Judge rules: “Skeet”.
Good point, Deryn. Let’s go with skeet, then! :)
Good ruling, Judge Deryn. Skeet it will will, then!
Sorry for the double post, I thought the site had lost my first one.
That happened to me earlier, too. :)
Is that an ass?!? On wait, it’s just two pigs fighting under a blanket. Phew.
the ham smuggler.
It’s two planets pulled together by the gravity of a black hole.
Seriously, who finds this bitch attractive?
That shit is just nasty and you know down there just stinks to high heaven from sweat and other crap because it can’t possibly be cleaned properly.
I didn’t know you could get the gout in your ass.
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