superficial

  1. Deacon Jones

    Am I allowed to punch her in the face now?

  2. Coyote

    Look at my Chin, I have whiskers, I am a real Boy now

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    And I’ve a cat at home answers to ‘Rover’

  4. MisterSuccint

    Where are the two strippers from last week?

  5. Cracker

    jesus tap dancing christ. wtf is this all about? You seriously wanted to be THIS guy?

    Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees (HEY!) How many retards’ll listen to me

  6. So, did they just glue a hot dog on to her public bone and glue the pubes to her chin? What the hell?

  7. Senor Trout

    Boy or girl, thats a weird place to take a dump, even by fat person standards.

  8. I just saw a real life douche beard.

  9. rough guys finish first

    I think Chaz would be a much happier person if he hit the gym, get a six pack and start a rap group call the funky bunch.

  10. fufu

    by the looks of it, there still must be some sand in that vagina.

  11. Cock Dr

    I feel sorry for the girlfriend. Who would want that in between their thighs?

  12. Michael

    i believe that the surgeon was quoted as the operation was completed: “I am become death; destroyer of worlds”

  13. brit

    can’t…quite….fit gear stick…in…orifice…

  14. Ismoss

    Think she hard a hard time getting chicks before.

  15. MrsWrong

    Chaz Bono squeezing into a Monte Carlo…like a fist to a condom

  16. MrsWrong

    I’d like to add that the name Chaz is like a girl picking the name Trixie

  17. yeah…having that pesky vagina sewn shut really solved all her social problems, didn’t it?

    • PoorMaryKelly

      Not at all but if she became a dude it’s more acceptable to be heavy. You don’t have periods. No makeup or having to fuck with your hair. Nothings really different I think it not as much is expected of her physically now.

  18. Not satisfied with only having a sex change operation, and low on funds, Chaz decided to perform head replacement therapy on itself.

  19. She’s a beacon of hope to all the little girls wishing and praying that one day they can be Gary Shirley.

  20. Jezebel

    After the phalloplasty, the surgeons decided to sew her arm to a rearview mirror. Chicks dig cars.

  21. zomgbie

    chaz would be a lot happier as a person if they just did away with car doors altogether.
    and car roofs.
    and car seats.
    anyone got a forklift?
    crane?

  22. Chaz is apparently now exiting the pupal stage of his transgender metamorphosis, as his new face can be seen breaking through the chrysalis. Through the miracle of nature, he emerges from the hideous blob that he was to become a… slightly less hideous blob.

  23. Chaz is apparently now exiting the pupal stage of his transgender metamorphosis, as his new face can be seen breaking through the chrysalis. Through the miracle of nature, the transformation is complete and he emerges from the hideous blob that he was, to become a… slightly less hideous blob.

  24. It looks like it has pussy-hair growing on it’s face!

  25. Venom

    What The Fuck?
    And yes it is that bad that I actually had to spell it out.
    This is disgusting, Cher must want to kill herself for creating this creature.

  26. didn’t he knock up one of the teen moms ?

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Ha! She hated herself so much before, but now she’s happy looking like Gary from Teen Mom.

      And here I thought there was no way anyone was going to be crazier than Halle Berry in these pics.

  27. Raoul

    “Okay… don’t… sit down… too hard… this time.”

  28. Squishy

    WTF seriously?! She looks like she is trying to fit through a tampon hole.

  29. Roxie

    OH….MY…GODS

  30. Lemmiwinks

    This could be Amber Portwood’s next baby-daddy…

  31. Hey, lardass!!! Move the frakin’ seat back before you get in!!!

  32. Tortuga

    Jokes aside, the proper pronouns for Chaz are now male. Using “she” and “her” aren’t appropriate. Or “it.” He might be ugly, but he’s an ugly dude, not a chick.

  33. Pip pip cheery-o

    “It puts the lotion on it’s skin, so into the car it can get in.”

  34. cutthecrap

    oh yeah, this is better. Amber Portwood, here I come.

  35. nuttebutter

    Strippers look out! Gary Shirley has rocket arms now…

  36. The real reason Sonny Bono skied into a tree has finally surfaced.

  37. AnnaDraconida

    I feel sorry for the car.

  38. dontlloknow

    Yah, if I were Cher I’d kill myself…

  39. Star Droppings

    I know SNL’s ratings have dropped, but resurrecting Chris Farley is just going too far.

  40. HiveMonster

    “If You Like Pina Coladas, And Getting Stuck In Your Car”
    Get It? Cause Of The Pina Colada Mixer In The Car That Chewbacca Can’t Fit In.

  41. chikaty

    im reminded of the hills have eyes of that one guy that has a giant head and sits in the chair drooling and growling

  42. hello

    My face has stuck in an “ewww!!” facial expression. help!

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