I’m surprised to see him performing. But performing what? What does he even do anymore. That’s a well dressed janitor.
Cleaning Chris Rock’s spooge out of your eye?
Desperate for money, Chris has turned to guessing the weight of imaginary men’s testicles…
Watch this! I can pop my eye out! It’s crazy.
Do any of you understand the jokes that are coming out of my mouth?
You can hear the radio on his fillings. I’ve paid to see worse.
“And I was so tired after that first day of filming, but Jackie was kind enough to let me rest my head against his cock while I cupped his balls.”
His stage name is the Artist Who Ate Chris Tucker.
He looks like he thinking he is at his other job. Rubbing black dick on his face while cupping them balls.
Why so glum Doc Gooden?
…When I put my finger up Ratner’s ass, he came on my face and I asked ” So you’ll call me to do RUSH HOUR 4?”
“We’ll see.” he said
That’s why I’m waiting tables at the Olive Garden Mother Fucker!
“I’m so turned on right now” – Kim Kardashian
“See I just pull my eyelids back like this and we don’t need no Jackie Chan. Gimme all dat money!”
Now he knows how Kim Kardashian feels.
That’s the weirdest looking Theremin I’ve ever seen.
“so white people be like…oh hold on, I got a piece of my Big Mac in my eye.”
“Has anyone seen my contact? No? Okay; how about my career?”
are you sure that isn’t arsenio hall?
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Chris Tucker performing at Hard Rock Live in the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, FL. (August 10, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN