superficial

  1. It is impossible for him not to appear douchey

  2. Anthony

    Why does he always have that stupid expression on his face?

  3. Crissy

    Because those pants dont scream gay at all…

    • BbyBluThghHghs

      At this point I’m pretty sure both of his kids are a little confused about their sexuality. I’m all for self-expression, etc., but c’mooooon.

    • Schmidtler

      damn, I saw this dork’s face and thought ‘now that’s a face that needs a good punching’ – and that was before I scrolled down and saw his pants!

  4. Johnny P!

    We need Iveski’s “I Choke Reopard Rike Dis”
    pic again.
    Even more apropos this time…

  5. EricLr

    Well, that should be a stop to any gay rumors.

  6. Bigalkie

    Looks like a young, , spoiled, pompous son of rich closeted parents. And a major little asshole.

  7. Looks like his parents dropped him off and are hoping he can’t find his way back home.

  8. His father stole those pants from Tom Cruise’s closet.

  9. Little Tongue

    You know that awkward teenage stage, when your arms grow faster than the rest of your body? Well this is IT.

  10. icu

    What a twatwaffle

  11. What the fuck is up with the look on his face? He has this undeserved sense of accomplishment about him. He’s done nothing of note in his whole life. You’re parents are the ones who’ve actually done something with their lives. All you’ve done is fall out of your Mom’s cunt. Fix your fucking face!

    • Trek Girl

      Or it’s night and the flash from the cameras is causing him to make faces.

      • Who's your mama

        That kid always makes that face.

      • Trek Girl

        He does make that face a lot, even when he’s posing, but I kid you not, if you look at a lot of pictures where he’s making that face, it’s either really sunny outside or there are a lot of camera flashes going off. It’s entirely plausible that some of that “undeserved sense of entitlement” is actually just a reaction to bright lights.

      • Isn’t most people’s reaction to a sudden bright light to scrinch down their brows and shut their eyes, not lift up and widen? Seems kind of counter-intuitive. More likely he’s trained himself to go to this face when confronted with paps (“something that projects confidence!” I can hear Jada saying). He should definitely pick something else.

      • Trek Girl

        You’ve never seen people scrunch up their forehead and squint? It’s not unusual.
        I’m just not a fan of people saying children are stuck up or enititled for small things like their facial expression when it’s highly likely that that’s how they were told to pose and it’s a part of their image.

  12. It’s so sad the Joe Paterno never reported the man who bought him those leopard jammie bottoms!

  13. DeucePickle

    “Oh hey, you guys, just walking around fucking rich as shit and looking like a total fucking bad ass. Suck my cock if you don’t like it. Toodles !”

  14. Buddy The Elf

    Awww, cute matchy-match!
    But sorry buddy, the Gadar says you are doomed to follow in Mom and Dad’s footsteps.

  15. Who's your mama

    Those are women’s pants that he obviously stole from his dad’s closet.

  16. Mama Pinkus

    he looks like a golliwog

  17. That kid needs a day away from the body guards. Perhaps 2-3 hours on ANY play ground in America. Those pants DEMAND a severe ass whooping via his peers…

  18. Bigalkie

    I’ll be right back. I’m just gonna stroll over and kick Penn Badgely’s ass.

  19. Senor Trout

    “Just let your Sooooooooooooul Glow’

  20. wjaneala

    Even the Fresh Prince would kick this douche’s ass.

  21. Blech

    For fuck’s sake…

  22. The Fresh Prince of Calabasas.

  23. GuyLeDouche

    Peg Bundy called: she wants her leggings back.

  24. Beaver Underground

    Jaden’s pic between Salt and Pepa is like putting a fairy in a coffee grinder. It’s a crime against children.

  25. Inner Retard

    Call me a cynic but I just don’t see these kids achieving anywhere near their parents’ level.

  26. tlmck

    This is what results from a feminine father and a masculine mother.

  27. bethy

    Is this the male one or the female one?

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