Not to sound gay, but he has a great body.
Pretty sure Eric Cartman said something similar when he took a picture of himself with Butter’s dick in his mouth.
“Guys…it’s not gay….”
He’s got a role coming up that a complete departure for him. He plays an assassin, I think. I’m looking forward to it.
They’re filming The Machinist 2?
E.T. phone home
I get it – if you stare long enough… you see E.T. !!!
Stay perfectly still, his vision is based on movement.
Man, he’s gotten blurrier as he gets older.
Afternoon on the Grande Jatte followed by drinks on the boat. What a life!
Is it me or his neck seems too long. Photoshop?
I think I read somewhere that his next role involves cancer/AIDs, so he’s losing an unhealthy amount of weight.
Always on the lookout for a nice set of bongo drums. Ever vigilant.
I don’t think his anatomy is even human. Maybe more “short-armed giraffe” like.
he has a great body but his face is a train wreck
Jesus, eat a fucking cookie or something.
It’s as though Michelangelo’s David came to life, pulled on a pair of shorts, and then pulled them off again at every gay bar between Florence, Italy and Ibiza, Spain.
I can’t stop staring at where his head meets his neck. It’s just so…. long.
Maybe he could donate some of his neck length to Emerald Lagasse
You get the feeling if he hit the breaks too hard his head would fly through the windshield.
Uh, Mr. Soderbergh, I think it was a good idea to take our shirts off in Magic Mike.
why’s his neck longer than his torso?
His body is awesome for 40+… nice work
Wasn’t he on fire on a motorcycle in some movie?
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Matthew McConaughey in Ibiza, Spain. (August 12, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN