The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.13.12
Zachary Quinto and Chloe Sevigny leaving Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood. (August 11, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Monday 8.13.12
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The gays love their weird chicks…
BFFs!!!
A gay Beaver Cleaver driving a hearse?
Well, we know what they *weren’t* doing…..
“How do you get Chloe Sevingy into your car and NOT have sex with her?” Van Damme logic.
Seriously, does “Chateau Marmont” translate into “Coke Den.”
Zachary Quinto, Chloe Sevigny and some chick that just popped into the car from a 1978 time machine.
You left out “Thing” from the Addams Family. Even back in ’78 some things were always digital.
haha I’m 99% sure that the chick in the front seat was in American Horror Story with Zachary, but she’s definitely looking a little coked out here.
Everyone in that car has that ” I just Brown Bunnied Vincent Gallo ” look on their faces.
Fucking hipsters!
His own Kobayashi Maru…How to get a drunk Chloe Sevigny out of his vehicle without getting a blow job first!
And just who does that disembodied hand belong to?
Taylor Swift looks like shit.
“the beautiful people, the beautiful people.”
“We all had our own reasons to want Zooey Deschanel dead. But it wasn’t until we saw her in the crosswalk, singing tunelessly and shuffling back and forth like a drunken octogenarian, that we realized that it was our destiny to kill her.”
See that? The one normal person in the car is trying to claw his way out.
Beaver Cleaver is now shuttling Taylor Swift and her mom around?
African-American will do just fine.
This looks like a bad 80′s road trip movie.
That is the face of a man who said NO to the pussy and YES to the triple dose of Ecstasy.
He knows her dick is for the show and not real, right?
OMG! Taylor Swift just realized that she forgot to put her moisturizer on!
Spock, Cindy Brady and David Spade were in a Lexus…
That *is* Tom Cruise in drag.
“Those damn Klingons didn’t validate my parking!”
Watching ‘Brown Bunny’ at a drive-in.
“Must…get…back…to…closet..before dawn.”
Is this one of those mind-fuck photos?
Whose hand is that?
“Okay everyone, don’t make any sudden movements and don’t panic. The Marmont staff gave me some safety tips on how to avoid a Lilo attack. Blonde girl to my right, calmly roll the window down and toss the coke out. We’ll get more later! This is life or death!!!!
Since when does Velma get to drive the Mystery Machine?
I knew ABBA would come back eventually !