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Fat Jonah is so much funnier than skinny Jonah anyway
Not really. Only difference in comedy is that fat Jonah makes jokes about eating pussy in his movies. Skinny Jonah makes jokes about sucking dick.
Don’t ask me why, I told you I NEED MORE BUTTER!!!
(Uncontrollable sobbing) “Look… I don’t know how it happened.. (sob) but the ice cream just MELTED!!…”
No, you still look fat even when squeezing your face together sorry.
What a gross, unlike able kid
Yeah, yeah…I could play the McCauley Caulkin part in a Home Alone remake…hold on…listen…Aaaaaaaaaaaa! Just call my agent, he’ll set it up.
Larry, it’s me again. I don’t expect much uptick in the pacific rim economies so stay in bonds and gold… Nahh, just kidding, I do want double cheese.
He is going to play Grimace in “The Ronald McDonald movie”.
“I cant hear you. Did you get the photos I sent of the bloody placenta I found in the park, or not?”
Dude, I was sooo hungry!! It’s like I dream about food at night I want it so much. It’s like I would totally have a wet dream if someone was in my dream cock slapping my face with an Oscar Meyer – and I loved it. It sounded like this. Can you hear that?
Did Jonah Hill eat Bob Dylan and then steal his outfit?
“Hello. Yes, this is Ching-chong Potato.”
The single life sees to be playing crulley with Johnny Depp.
“…a-and, then, then they said I was fat and I tried to tell them that I’m just…I – I – I’m just big boned…”
That’s not Gary Busey? Seriously?
I’m sorry, but if I was friends with this guy, I couldn’t let him leave the house dressed like that and and still have a clear conscience.
“Fuck! I knew I shouldn’t have used The Chicken Dance as my ringtone!”
Waiting to be trampled by a horde of lust-crazed women rushing to fling themselves at this paragon of rough-hewn, ruggedly handsome masculinity…waiting…(crickets)…
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