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  1. Johnny P!

    — insert joke about ordering food here —

  2. Fat Jonah is so much funnier than skinny Jonah anyway

    • Anonymous

      Not really. Only difference in comedy is that fat Jonah makes jokes about eating pussy in his movies. Skinny Jonah makes jokes about sucking dick.

  3. EricLr

    Don’t ask me why, I told you I NEED MORE BUTTER!!!

  4. (Uncontrollable sobbing) “Look… I don’t know how it happened.. (sob) but the ice cream just MELTED!!…”

  5. Anthony

    No, you still look fat even when squeezing your face together sorry.

  6. Bigalkie

    What a gross, unlike able kid

  7. Yeah, yeah…I could play the McCauley Caulkin part in a Home Alone remake…hold on…listen…Aaaaaaaaaaaa! Just call my agent, he’ll set it up.

  8. Jake

    Chaz.

  9. Beaver Underground

    Larry, it’s me again. I don’t expect much uptick in the pacific rim economies so stay in bonds and gold… Nahh, just kidding, I do want double cheese.

  10. Bionic_Crouton

    He is going to play Grimace in “The Ronald McDonald movie”.

  11. Buddy The Elf

    “I cant hear you. Did you get the photos I sent of the bloody placenta I found in the park, or not?”

  12. Perplexity

    Dude, I was sooo hungry!! It’s like I dream about food at night I want it so much. It’s like I would totally have a wet dream if someone was in my dream cock slapping my face with an Oscar Meyer – and I loved it. It sounded like this. Can you hear that?

  13. DirtyFighter

    Did Jonah Hill eat Bob Dylan and then steal his outfit?

  14. Juju

    “Hello. Yes, this is Ching-chong Potato.”

  15. The single life sees to be playing crulley with Johnny Depp.

  16. Who's your mama

    “…a-and, then, then they said I was fat and I tried to tell them that I’m just…I – I – I’m just big boned…”

  17. That’s not Gary Busey? Seriously?

  18. DoucheMcGee

    I’m sorry, but if I was friends with this guy, I couldn’t let him leave the house dressed like that and and still have a clear conscience.

  19. The Brown Streak

    “Fuck! I knew I shouldn’t have used The Chicken Dance as my ringtone!”

  20. GuyLeDouche

    Waiting to be trampled by a horde of lust-crazed women rushing to fling themselves at this paragon of rough-hewn, ruggedly handsome masculinity…waiting…(crickets)…

  21. mean_gurl

    “What do you mean my next role is an old Jewish woman?”

  22. Joaquin ingles

    “He punched me in my jowl!”

  23. SSHGuru

    “What? I can’t hear you over the sound of my thigh’s slapping together”

  24. HITLER

    This guy is dressed like a total queer.

    Sorry gays…not because I called him queer but because I’ve roped this tired bag of shit in with you.

    PS I LOVE KIDS!!!

  25. In the future this picture will be scratch and sniff. Fuck the future.

  26. alex

    Okay, so in all seriousness, from looking at the thumbnail, I thought Samantha Ronson had put on a bunch of weight.

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