superficial

  1. “…ooohhhHHH! I’mmm….SO FAT, I’mmm….SO FAT, I’mmm….SO FAT, baby I’m soooo fat”

  2. It doesn’t matter to me if she’s big or small or whatever…she just always has the worst sense of style when it comes to what looks good on her. She needs a stylist.

  3. Batu Khan

    I keep on fallin’
    In and out of love with you
    I never loved someone
    The way that I’m lovin’ you

    - The lyrics take on a whole new meaning when you realize all this time she was evidently singing about a donut.

  4. Alicia Keister

  5. fred

    I can’t tell if she is about to go on stage or start her shift driving the No. 10 bus uptown.

  6. JC

    “THIS….GIRL..IS ON FROSTING! I MEAN, FIRE….GIRL IS ON FIRE!”

  7. Vlad

    So sad to see that her career has sunk so low that she has to moonlight as a security guard to make ends meet.

  8. “Officer down!”

  9. crb

    Pretty face, but the most unfortunate body-type-lottery-loser since that dang ole’ hollerin’ bar wench, Rachael Ray.

  10. She chubbed up. So sad.

  11. journalschism

    This Girl Is On Fries

  12. Feels soooooo good tucking my rock hard boner into the waist of my pants.

  13. Ronaldo

    I hope that she just had a baby……if not, she really let it go.

  14. “…In Newwww Yorrrrrk/ Twelve course dinners with desserts/ There’s nothing you can’t chew…”

  15. crb

    THIS. SHART. IS ON FII-AAAAAHHHHH!!

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