Jennifer Garner in Brentwood. (August 11, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
There Be Whales Here!!!
HUH!? Are you insinuating she is large? Because she sure as hell isn’t. I know you are aiming for caption of the week or whatever lame accolade is handed out to the cleverest of the clever, but you are out to lunch!
Her underwear is making a whale tail.
You see, the thong riding out of the pants yet covering the crack is called a “Whale Tail”. It resembles…you guessed it, a Whale’s tail. Next time, come here with a pack of gum and I’ll show you how to chew it.
Shut the fuck up.
Which reminds me…whatever happened to Sisqo?
sadly, her wedgie’s more satisfying than affleck’s cock.
on the MILF aisle of the Brentwood Farmer’s Market
Could use more cleavage.
“Whale tail. Whale tail. She’s flashing a whale tale. Abort. Abort!”
How quickly and effortlessly she redeems herself.
do any of you morons not know that a whale’s tail means when you can see the top of her thong when she bends down
no. absolutely no one here knows anything about that, except you.
She can thong all she wants.
She still has a manjaw and tiny eyes.
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