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  1. EricLR

    Is she supposed to look like that, or was there some sort of accident?

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    I must say… if he’s gay, I can’t blame him.

  3. “Do you like my beard?”

  4. Dirk Diggler

    I bet she’s got a Strap-on dildo big enough to kill a horse

  5. Okay, I’m not fully versed in all things Jonas brothers. But, I was under the impression that tons and tons of girls liked these guys and they could probably have their pick from many, many, many attractive women. So, if all of my assumptions are correct, how did this happen?

  6. “OK, can we lose the duckface?
    What?
    Oh, sorry…”

  7. Is her maiden name Hope?

  8. Matt

    She has a nose like that angle-thingy we used in geometry class.

  9. Fred

    I call bullshit. “Danielle” has an adam’s apple the size of a grapefruit. Her real name is Daniel.

  10. Christ. Most transvestites I’ve met are much more convincing.

  11. Cock Dr

    LOVE IS BLIND

  12. “Mmm…Your hair smells like Russell Brand’s ball sack.”

  13. Farrah Abraham is his new hag?

  14. crb

    What in the Daffy Duck happened to that chick?

  15. She is sort of cute in a funky kinda way, but gottdamn, you could win the gold skiing off that astounding schnozz…

  16. With that nose, I know who her father is. Glen Quagmire. Picture it. I dare you.

  17. journalschism

    He always wanted to fuck Bob Hope.

  18. john

    she looks like a man more then he does

  19. She looks like a cross-eyed version of the original Woody Woodpecker.

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