1. “I can’t hear you, I have a banana in my ear.”

  2. After seeing how popular Apple phones are, Banana debuts their new model.

  3. Qmak

    “Orange you glad I keep texting women pictures of my banana?”

  4. I’m pretty sure that’s a plantain

  5. Redd Foxx is alive and well with a banana attached to his cellphone. nothing unusual about this.

  6. George P Burdell

    Former Heavyweight champion, Muhammad Ali, calling his agent to find out if he is supporting or protesting Anthony Weiner’s candidacy.

  7. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring,…..banana phone.

  8. cc

    No one understood it when Miguel made the customary ‘thumb and pinky finger’ call me gesture so to avoid future misunderstandings he adopted a more obvious pantomime.

  9. “I don’t wanna apple phone!” my dad said.” I like bananas!”
    Happy fucking birthday old man!

  10. Come mister tally man tally me banana
    Daylight come a me wanna banana phone home…..

  11. Dominicans find many uses for plantains.

  12. It still gets better reception than AT&T.

  13. lily

    The man from the dominican was positively elated when requesting to see the technical marvel….’the cellphone’ …for the first time, a young man handed him this one.

  14. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    George Foreman has gone from hawking a meat grill to a fruit phone?

  15. Fappuccino

    Dude you got a banana in your ear.
    -What? I can’t hear, you I got a banana in my ear

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