superficial

  1. FriskyBiscuit

    That is the fittest 80-year old I’ve ever seen.

  2. Drugs and overexposure to Sun = the blooming loveliness of middle age

    How many millions does she get paid for modelling?

  3. Hello, helpline?
    How can I delete rabbit ears from my phone?

  4. she’s retired from modeling, right? Please tell me I’m right.

    • Cock Dr

      People pay her millions for the use of her image.
      It’s just another reason to be angry and bewildered by it all.

  5. Isn’t she just stunning??!!

  6. my 2 cents

    Never understood how she became a famous super model. Never will.

  7. “You have my respect, whatever that means to you, you got it. But know this shit hard, if ever there comes a time, if I finish my ice cream first, and I’m still hungry, Kid, I will lay you the fuck out.”

  8. fred

    “Hello, Kate? It’s the ’90s. Yeah, STOP WEARING BIKINIS. Thanks.”

  9. Teddy

    Hello… please send two eight balls to room 678

  10. oldfool

    Gollum photobomb.

  11. “…If my pizza is not here in thirty minutes it’s free right?”

  12. Why don’t you go ahead and shove that cig straight up the kids nose, douchebag!

  13. “More cocaine. STAT!”

  14. tlmck

    “No really? All the Photoshop guys quit?”

  15. “Sure drugs, booze and cigarettes have destroyed my looks, but at the very least I always have an amazing body to fall back… shit.”

  16. Heroin does a body good!

  17. “I don’t give a shit what you do! You figure out a way how to get that money!! I’ve already sold my tits and if I don’t get that coke pronto, I will send you dick pics of Pete Doherty’s face!”"

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