That’s the face he made when he lost his anal virginity.
to Taylor Swift and her “John Holmes” model strap-on.
Hey Johh show us what you did to get into the entertainment scene.
Jesse Pinkman, age 51.
Hopefully, he was getting electrocuted.
Rocking an AIDS benefit for himself I presume.
Even John Mayer is bored of John Mayer
“Here’s a song I wrote about Taylor Swift!”
A year from now, he and Iggy Pop will be doing the “Twins” tour.
Some crazy fuck murders John Lennon in his prime but John Mayer goes on living without so much as a coma-inducing beating or gang-rape? Justice is just a word used in comic books.
2 of the Beatles are dead. Neither of them is Ringo.
If you believe the Faul McCartney rumours, Ringo is the only one not dead.
That acid was really Ex-Lax, wasn’t it?
Those scallywag bass-players and their hijinks!
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.