1. Batu Khan

    A Bud Light t-shirt won’t make you manlier and not even all that ice can make you cooler. But keep trying. We’ll keep laughing.

  2. anonymous

    Looks like he hasn’t bathe since the last time he wore this outfit.

  3. I hope he goes insane.

  4. Qmak

    “Fine then. I’m going to fill up my bathtub with ice, climb in and put myself in suspended animation until you guys start being nicer to me.”

  5. Gin&Tonic

    fucking shit, what an idiot

  6. EricLR

    Someone might want to be checking up on his girlfriend.

  7. The Pope

    Godammit, now they’re remaking “Universal Soldier”?

  8. His AC broke so he’s fixing it.

  9. Jenn

    Carrying a bag of ice, still not cool.

  10. oldfool

    “What branch of the service are you in?” “The Village People. Sir!”

  11. How much do the kidneys of a 70 pound girl go for on the black market?

  12. icu

    Sad Shia took over where Sad Keanu left off.

  13. tlmck

    I always knew he’d wind up as a day laborer shopping at 7-Eleven.

  14. The Iceman stinketh.

  15. pfffffff

    Don’t forget to make it look like an accident, Shia.

  16. His pants aren’t even pulled all the way up to his nipples. It’s like he’s not even trying any more.

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