1. I'mCool

    Balls of Fury II: Feng-fucking-tastic

  2. Photographer: “Surely that’s not a woman!”
    Penny: “Yes, I am. And don’t call me Shirley.”

  3. “Alright, you can take him; but remember, don’t feed him after midnight. And never, ever, EVER get him wet. “

  4. I’m guessing she still works at the brewery?

  5. Did she borrow that from Leon Talley?

  6. George P Burdell

    aka 53 year old Sean Penn

  7. I don’t care what her detractors say, I think she’s got a good chance of regaining the heavyweight title.

  8. Matt

    What is that?

  9. “No, I’m not Kathleen Turner. Do I *sound* German to you?”

  10. CK

    Who photoshopped a white woman’s head over Snoop Dogg?

  11. I don’t know how she does it, but she always manages to look like someone impersonating her. Probably John Travolta.

  12. Your table is ready Mr. Depardieu.

  13. cc

    Penny Marshal and Cee Lo Green share the same closet?

  14. Some day she will find an Asian bride with green eyes.

  15. Robb7

    White Whoopie

  16. Geez. She could have at least shaved for the occasion.

  17. …just because steven seagal is your sensei…

  18. Are those boobs down near about elbow-height, or what?

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