1. “Sarah Connor, you’re about to be terminated, after I take this nap.”

  2. “She’s right behind me, isn’t she?”

  3. “Come with me, if you want to chill out.”

  4. CrashHell

    So he must let the world go on thinking that he too is dead, until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him….*cue The Lonley Man music*

  5. “That Dominican guy stole my bananaphone.”

  6. George P Burdell

    The Abramovic Method Practiced by Keanu Reeves

  7. Supermarket Dude

    He can’t see you, so that makes him invisible.

  8. He’s in Keanu’s Happy Place.

  9. journalschism

    “For the last time, I can’t bend your fucking spoon.”

  10. pfffffffffff

    “Let us all make one minute of silence for my career”

  11. “PleasedonttakemypicturewiththischickPleasedon’ttakemypicturewiththischickPleasedon’ttakemypicturewiththischick…”

    “Keanu, you and your friend say cheese!”

    “Fuck.”

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