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can you guess what i ate, from the smell
“I’ve been slimed!”
pedophile purgatory.
Uh, Brit, the idea is that you are on MY lap, not that you leave me stained and traumatized with yours.
“There yoo go hon, my vergina just chewed yer whole pack uh Bubble Yum!”
Fan: “I LOVE you, Anna-Nicole!”
I don’t know what you’d call that thing she’s doing, but I ain’t paying her no $20 if she ain’t on my lap.
Imagine what the guy is thinking who’s holding her up? ewwwwww….
And singing her new hit song, “Most Of It Catches (In The Boa)”
That’s the first time I’ve ever seen a stripper use a spotter.
Hahahaha…..It’s funny ’cause it’s true
From the look of that fan, I would say he’s probably owned that feather boa for a while now.
+1
She has arms like a Hogan.
don’t feel bad buddy, they’d have had to cuff me to that chair too.
Brook Hogan really gives back to her fans in the gay and lesbian community.
Is anyone here surprised that Britney’s vagina looks like a 45 year old pasty fat man draped in a giant pink boa? No? Didn’t think so.
Britney Spears has seen better days,and i would still allow a lap dance from her. However if i got one like that, i would demand my money back.
It looks like they are trying to lift her up to ride on his shoulders but her penis keeps getting in the way.
Dang, look what I just pooped. I knew I should have removed Jared before eating that Subway sandwich.
His wife’s gonna be mad as hell. His teenage kids will be embarrassed to death. He’ll never get another boys night out even if it is his 47th birthday. This lap dance is wasted on Bill. He was neutered years ago.
He’s at a Britney Spears concert. I think his wife has a dick.
“I had asparagus today. Turn around and smell it. SMELL IT!”
dude looks like they tied him to the chair. lol.
I look like an idiot with this pink thing around my neck. Could this get any more embarrassing?
heehee
I’ll finish yer lap dance honey once I pull this here pole out a my vergina.
It’s not a lap dance if somebody has to hold her up. You can see their hands under her thighs.
Hey, ya’ll! I’m gonna eat me this big baby with ma’ ber-gina.
+100
I see that the queef trails are prominent in the high humidity.
are the microphones for his balls?
After Abu Ghraib isn’t something like this considered a war crime?
sad thing is, the boa is his.
The back of his neck must be burning from the rash and the smell must have fused the hair on the back of his head into a solid hair helmet.
Brit-Brit demonstrates her back-hair removal technique, using the distinctly acidic properties of her vaginal juices. Of course, the fire department was standing by to thoroughly hose the test subject down to neutralize them, when she was done.
-5 for trying too hard.
Can you smell what it is yet?
don’t it feel all cootery?
How to throw a bachelor party for someone you can’t stand.
How many people does it take to give a lap dance?
1 extra guy to hold her ass up.
Al Gore sitting there, thinking, “I told people Man-Bear-Pig was real!”
You know your career has gone to waste when your microphones are ducktaped to hold still.
“I don’t know how that got in my hair honey!”