can you guess what i ate, from the smell
“I’ve been slimed!”
Uh, Brit, the idea is that you are on MY lap, not that you leave me stained and traumatized with yours.
“There yoo go hon, my vergina just chewed yer whole pack uh Bubble Yum!”
Fan: “I LOVE you, Anna-Nicole!”
I don’t know what you’d call that thing she’s doing, but I ain’t paying her no $20 if she ain’t on my lap.
Imagine what the guy is thinking who’s holding her up? ewwwwww….
And singing her new hit song, “Most Of It Catches (In The Boa)”
That’s the first time I’ve ever seen a stripper use a spotter.
Hahahaha…..It’s funny ’cause it’s true
From the look of that fan, I would say he’s probably owned that feather boa for a while now.
She has arms like a Hogan.
don’t feel bad buddy, they’d have had to cuff me to that chair too.
Brook Hogan really gives back to her fans in the gay and lesbian community.
Is anyone here surprised that Britney’s vagina looks like a 45 year old pasty fat man draped in a giant pink boa? No? Didn’t think so.
Britney Spears has seen better days,and i would still allow a lap dance from her. However if i got one like that, i would demand my money back.
It looks like they are trying to lift her up to ride on his shoulders but her penis keeps getting in the way.
Dang, look what I just pooped. I knew I should have removed Jared before eating that Subway sandwich.
His wife’s gonna be mad as hell. His teenage kids will be embarrassed to death. He’ll never get another boys night out even if it is his 47th birthday. This lap dance is wasted on Bill. He was neutered years ago.
He’s at a Britney Spears concert. I think his wife has a dick.
“I had asparagus today. Turn around and smell it. SMELL IT!”
dude looks like they tied him to the chair. lol.
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