Roids make me happy happy happy!
Arnold rockin’ the wallet chain! Good try, Herr Governor, but she’s still gonna get your money!
“HAHAHAHA, YES! Away you go to fat camp, son! And you WON’T be back!”
“Yes! Yes, son that’s how you bang an ugly maid!”
the guy behind me is my illegitimate twin
Yeah right…we all know that’s Danny Devito.
“IFF EWE HOPPY UNT YOU KNOAW IT CLAP YO HANNS!”
“Hey Arnold. Arnold. Maria died and took ALL the Kennedy’s with her…”
Guess which one likes Mexican tail.
That’s Arnie’s kid alright. Ten years old with a receding hairline.
Attention all Hispanic housemaids: I am here to “pump you up.”
whoo iz hyer daddee und whoo peeed in his pantz?
I’ll buy John Malkovitch in the back, but Arnie wouldn’t be smiling.
Dis is wat it sounded like when I was bottom knocking da maid.
Alright! Jamie Lee just delivered my copy of the divorce papers, and the Blu-Ray copy of True Lies I ordered from Amazon!
Ditched the wedding ring already did we? Arnie’s back on the market ladies!
I wonder if being Mexican is a prerequisite?
It looks like he has a mini terminator in his pants.
“Hooray for vite vomen!”
Hitting the barbells again and worried about someone pinching his purse…
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