1. Derp

    Roids make me happy happy happy!

  2. Arnold rockin’ the wallet chain! Good try, Herr Governor, but she’s still gonna get your money!

  3. Jack

    “HAHAHAHA, YES! Away you go to fat camp, son! And you WON’T be back!”

  4. “Yes! Yes, son that’s how you bang an ugly maid!”

  5. holymoly

    the guy behind me is my illegitimate twin


  7. Turd Ferguson

    “Hey Arnold. Arnold. Maria died and took ALL the Kennedy’s with her…”

  8. Guess which one likes Mexican tail.

  9. PoorMaryKelly

    That’s Arnie’s kid alright. Ten years old with a receding hairline.

  10. Attention all Hispanic housemaids: I am here to “pump you up.”

  11. zomgbie

    whoo iz hyer daddee und whoo peeed in his pantz?

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I’ll buy John Malkovitch in the back, but Arnie wouldn’t be smiling.

  13. Dis is wat it sounded like when I was bottom knocking da maid.

  14. GuyLeDouche

    Alright! Jamie Lee just delivered my copy of the divorce papers, and the Blu-Ray copy of True Lies I ordered from Amazon!

  15. Ditched the wedding ring already did we? Arnie’s back on the market ladies!

  16. ChickenHawk

    It looks like he has a mini terminator in his pants.

  17. Marv

    “Hooray for vite vomen!”

  18. Squishy

    Hitting the barbells again and worried about someone pinching his purse…

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