superficial

  1. Hugh Jass

    I know he’s had some work done but Jimmy Dean sausages for fingers? Really?

  2. Pretty chippy for a guy who looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein, who looks like Skippyjon Jones.

  3. This is how I shoot up steriods.

  4. Satan's bitch

    Love it. ‘Please please look at me – no don’t look – please please look – no don’t…urk!’

  5. chupacabra

    He’s saying, “Let’s play for real stakes.”

  6. did he get a gay marriage equality tattoo also?

  7. Turd Ferguson

    This little piggy went to the market.

  8. Cock Dr

    That shirt doesn’t do enough for those spectacular moobs.

  9. Pretty tough for a guy that wears a picture of a dead Chihuahua around his neck.

  10. PoorMaryKelly

    He’d make great bait for Shark Week.

  11. How many head injuries can one guy get in a lifetime?

  12. Hickok

    Toiletries. He must be preppin’ for nother stint in the pokey.

  13. Knee Grow

    Yeah, Mick! Show ‘em who’s number one!

  14. Dumbing down the vulnerable,rough

    lol +1 to banning the handshake movement…Welcome Mick.

  15. Lita

    Kind of like your career, huh, Mick?

  16. GuyLeDouche

    How many fingers am I holding up? No really, how many? The botox got in my eyes and I can’t see a thing.

  17. The Brown Streak

    It’s sad when you have to pretend you’re Kristin Cavallari

  18. “Hey, man! Does it smell like I have prostate cancer?”{

  19. awshucks

    After not being honored with the 2011 Beautiful Humanitarian Award during the North American Hairstyle Award ceremony held at the Mandalay Bay Hotel in Vegas. (July 31, 2011)

  20. Loving his new ’05 Accord.

  21. Steelerchick

    Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful!! And you’re a douche

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