Pamela Anderson celebrating her 44th birthday at Chateau Nightclub & Gardens in Vegas. (July 30, 2011)
Hepatitis = hepa-tighter.
“See him over there? I nailed him. See the guy behind him? I nailed him. See that other guy . . .”
Nice dress. Mum-Ra Bridesmaid Collection?
Yeah she’s definitely a thunder-Hooooooooo!
“I’ll take uh hunk uh hunk uh burnin’ crystal meth, thank yah very much”.
4-ty 4-ty 4….pfffft. Fuck off.
“Wait’ll they put a load in me.”
Fresh from filming the season 2 premiere of “The Walking Dead”
Thufferin Thuckotash, she’s Dithpicable.
44 is the new 64
*DRUNKEN INNER DIALOGUE: “Forty-four’s ass…PFFFTT…I feel 84…I got a pussy that looks like a plucked turkey not to mention fuckin’ hepatitis-C. I guess I should be glad I’m not dead…yeah, let’s party assholes.”
In the past few years Pam’s outsides have started to match her insides.She’s despicable. I really hope there’s been a nanny or caregiver for her two sons that have raised them to be descent humans. The gene pool these kids have is really sad. And who the deuce is still banging this woman? Is HepC not a deterrent? I don’t know about them but I’m kinda fond of my liver.
It’s like the 30 minute frozen pizza delivery.
Never hot, never late, always comes on request.
Why can’t she age gracefully, like her castmate, Nicole Eggert?
Carmen Electra is making you look silly now, eh?
Forty-four is not old, but in her case it is…..very, very sad. She needs to lay off the drugs.
So now we can all agree that her new lingerie ads are total bullshit, right?
Okay, honey, you’re 44, not 24. Looking like a strung out whore was okay back in the day but you have kids now!
Honey, you’re 44, not 24. Looking like a strung out whore was okay in your 20s. Now it’s time to cover up.
This sounds eerily similar to your previous post.
Ugly sticks make entertaining birthday presents.
Hail to the king, baby.
That wax-figure is so death-like
“My crotch itches so bad! But everyone’s looking. Fucking chlamydia…”
Dammit! I can smell my own tang from here! I’d scrub harder if it wasn’t for all those open sores…
Oh look! She’s making Lindsay face!
So, how many of these guys do I have to fuck this time to get back in the media’s favor?
“Hold it…hold it…damn. Thought I’d finally dislodged that pubic hair of Tommy’s from my wisdom tooth. So close.”
Kid Rock did you ever dodge a bullet… 44 and looks every second of it.
“Who do I gotta blow to get ta-oh, that guy…”
Ironically enough, her boobs just turned 18.
Pamela Anderson is clearly not amused by the altered lyrics the partygoers are singing to her:
♫ Hep-C birthday to you, Hep-C birthday to you… ♫
oh well, she kinda had a good run…
HIC!!! Wait’ll everybody finds out that I already polished off all the booze. HIC!!!
Anna Nicole called…she wants her death back.
Only 44?! I thought her 50’s were kicking the shit out of her.
Only five years away from Dolly Parton’s mug.
Doing her best Billy Idol impression….
Pamela Anderson celebrating her 44th birthday by masquerading as a seventy year old.
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