superficial

  1. vgrly

    Her spanx are showing.

  2. your mom

    is that vomit??

  3. kimmykimkim

    What the fuck?

  4. I see she’s read Paris Hilton’s “How to Pee like a Lady when Clubbing” brochure.

  5. Taylor

    She might be in NY but she’s pissing Jersey style.

  6. Johnny P!

    If you can’t handle the heels, get off the fucking runway…

  7. USDA Prime McBeef

    I think she’s trying to square up a piss on top of her moments previous vomit.

  8. The Brown Streak

    Bad news: The one day she forgot her tampons
    Good news: She found Lindsay Lohan’s doorsteps.

  9. Fingergod

    “Well, that’s odd. Usually that stuff comes out the other end. So if that’s coming out this end then that must mean that… OH GOD! SOMEONE GET ME MOUTHWASH NOW! LOTS AND LOTS OF MOUTHWASH NOW!!!”

  10. “Goddamned pay toilets. You’d think for a quarter I’d at least get a toilet seat and some pussy wipes…”

  11. Jarrod

    Vomits everywhere, still hot.

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