Nikki Reed on the set of Empire State in New York City. (July 8, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Her spanx are showing.
Legs like that don’t need spanx.
Her legs may not but her thighs and love handles may.
is that vomit??
I think it is actually…charming.
What the fuck?
I see she’s read Paris Hilton’s “How to Pee like a Lady when Clubbing” brochure.
She might be in NY but she’s pissing Jersey style.
If you can’t handle the heels, get off the fucking runway…
I think she’s trying to square up a piss on top of her moments previous vomit.
I think that’s what we used to call a Jersey two-fer.
Bad news: The one day she forgot her tampons
Good news: She found Lindsay Lohan’s doorsteps.
“Well, that’s odd. Usually that stuff comes out the other end. So if that’s coming out this end then that must mean that… OH GOD! SOMEONE GET ME MOUTHWASH NOW! LOTS AND LOTS OF MOUTHWASH NOW!!!”
“Goddamned pay toilets. You’d think for a quarter I’d at least get a toilet seat and some pussy wipes…”
Vomits everywhere, still hot.
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