Reasoning that he hasn’t had a good cavity search in a while, Val Kilmer decided to send out an open invitation…
I heard he just introduces himself as “Val Kill-me” with a sigh nowadays.
I’m… butt man?
He belongs to the Order of Fries
I can’t goddamn BELIEVE they picked Michael Fassbender instead of me.
I’m going to him an offer he can’t refuse.
Would not be my huckleberry.
I thought Fassenbender got the lead in Assassin’s Creed.
“Anybody seen Buffy Summers?”
Ice Man: in search of ice.
So Val Kilmer has joined the hacker collective known as “Anonymous”. Interesting career move. I wish him well.
Trayvon is back but he’s white.
The Dark Knight Rises – like a cake in the oven with too much baking soda.
He looks a little better. Lost a few lbs. Good job Val.
Here is a guy who, if he could have kept his goddamned pie-hole shut, could have been a huge name in Hollywood. Sort of a male Megan Fox except she has nicer tits and he is actually a fucking good actor.
Went from wing man to a get me more wings man.
Look, here’s $5, just leave us alone, okay?
“I swear, all I got in these pockets are some Skittles and a roast beef sub. Now put the gun away, Whitey!”
The horror, the horror…
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